so, i'm back. as many things that went right on the trip went wrong. first off, spent $120 just in random crap needed at target to go camping. didn't think i'd be spending that much. oh well. got off to a good, early start, and i was happy to see that there was no one at the site i wanted. sandwiches were good. rain was not. rain was very not good. as an attempt to not get all my clothes wet, i'm out there with just shorts on (settle down ladies) while buckets were being poured on me as i get the tent up and cover up anything that i feel needs it (which was pretty much everything i had take out of the car). come to find out, i put up the tent wrong. go me! from then on there is basically an on and off again monsoon, complete with lighting probably striking about a half mile from us. then there are the occasional deer legs scattered around the camp site (clueless and disgusted about these. mike, you kill bambi. you have any ideas why they were there?). and the bugs. we all know how much i loooove bugs flying around me. yesterday afternoon and this morning there were so many damned mosquitoes flying around. now we move on to the campfire. i will never, ever in my freaking life buy a stupid piece of crap lighter again. my thumb is raw from trying to hold down the "safety button" to start it up. but that's funny, doesn't look like it wants to work for me. lets just use matches then. oh wait!! why would i bring matches if i have this incredible lighter i just bought? don't worry ethan, we don't need fire. we were only planning on using fire for the lantern, stove, and campfire. so with the ingenuity of kim, and a little teamwork between myself, the stove, POS lighter, and lots of lighter fluid, we were able to get the campfire roarin like a mofo. before we knew it (about an hour later), we were roastin some smorse! and thankfully, it didn't rain as we did it. and all the meals were great too! between me making sandwiches, and mike's special for breakfast, and kim grillin up the burgers for dinner, i think we did alright. all was topped off by up packing up the muddy everything, through the muddy mess, into a filthy car now, and me, cruisin on a beautiful sunday morning, all the way home with the parking break on. can a camping trip get any better? i think not. we still had a blast, and i'm sure it will be even better next time.
my mom and sis are coming out this tuesday. well, really its my mom dropping off my sis for a week, then driving back to CO again. should be fun though. maybe teach her how to drive once she's out here. first thing i'll teach her: check the freaking parking break. oh yeah, i'm having a massive dance party at my pad tonight. all are invited!! its going to be insane. we are gonna have the dance game, and uh, me dancing. and its ladies night tonight!! the first 100 of Provo/Orem/American Fark/and Nephi's finest ladies in the door get free drinks. we got OJ, milk, and i think 1 can left of C2 Coke!!! so yeah, party starts at about 8 and the nonstop megamix will go until about 12, or until i get tired and go to bed. dress to impress biotch!
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